Wednesday, March 23, 2016

Human evolution


Gorilla: "Please stop saying you evolved from us. You guys are assholes."
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Friday, March 18, 2016

Flash testicles in job interview


Female personnel director to job applicant: "Very interesting Mr Walker ... but I said let me see your testimonials."
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Sunday, March 13, 2016

Face on Microstrobos Falls


A happy face looking down from Microstrobos Falls, Lindeman Pass, Blue Mountains, NSW, Australia
(Click on the image to enlarge it.)

I came across this waterfall during a walk on Lindeman Pass in the Blue Mountains, NSW, Australia. Photos and a report on this excursion are in my blog:
http://mntviews.blogspot.com.au/2015/12/roberts-pass-lindeman-pass-prince-henry.html
It is curious that no one has noticed the face except me  :-)

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Thursday, March 3, 2016

Marriage Training


Boy: Daddy, I want to marry.
Dad: First say sorry.
Boy: For what?
Dad: Say sorry.
Boy: But for what? What I have done?
Dad: You first say sorry.
Boy: But ... what's my fault?
Dad: You first say sorry.
Boy: But why???
Dad: You first say sorry.
Boy: Please, at least tell me a reason!
Dad: You first say sorry.
Boy: Ok Dad ... I am sorry!!
Dad: Now you are ready. Your training is complete. When you learn to say sorry without any reason, you can marry.

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