Wednesday, December 28, 2016

House on tyres


Is it a retyrement home ?
But really, those foundations need a freshen up, they look a bit tyred.
So I don't know how long the house would last. Hope it would last for a good year  :-)
Yet somehow this would probably be the one house to survive an earthquake.
And wonder whether they get changed to winter tyres when it starts snowing.


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Friday, December 23, 2016

Huntsman Spider with its egg sac


I had a shock the other day when I opened a binder and found a Huntsman Spider with her egg sac. Considering the shaking to the binder when I took it down from the bookshelf and plonked it down on the desk, yet the spider was so hell-bent on protecting her egg sac that she wouldn't budge and run away. Amazing !
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Tuesday, December 13, 2016

Becoming an adult


Becoming an adult is probably the dumbest thing you could ever do !
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Sunday, November 13, 2016

Tuesday, November 8, 2016

Minimal g-string bikini


You wonder what is the point of wearing these micro-kinis?
Why don't these girls simply go nude !?!?!?

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Thursday, November 3, 2016

2 spiders


Please help me to identify the 2 spiders in this page:

1)  Found under a rock, on top of a pagoda-like rock formation on the plateau above Dicksonia Forest Ravine / Dingo Creek (at the 3-way corner of Blue Mountains National Park, Wollemi National Park, and Newnes State Forest), NSW, Australia ~~~~
Is it a Flat Rock Spider (scientific name: Hemicloea) ?

Above photograph is in my trip report to Dicksonia Forest Ravine (photo #38) ... click on this link:
http://mntviews.blogspot.com.au/2016/10/dicksonia-forest-ravine-nsw-blue-mts.html


2)  A tiny spider found in Awabakal Nature Reserve, NSW, Australia. (The back ground is a hat.)
Is it Phonognatha graeffei ?

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Friday, October 28, 2016

Teaching the meaning of "Politics"


The word "POLITICS" is derived from the word "poly" meaning "many" and the word "ticks" meaning "blood sucking parasites".
An oldie and still a goodie and still relevant !!!

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Sunday, October 23, 2016

Thursday, October 13, 2016

Life is a vicious circle


Life's an uphill climb ... that keeps getting steeper.
But if you stay determined & focused ... wait; what the fuck ?!

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Wednesday, September 28, 2016

Optical illusion - 12 black dots


It may look like a moving GIF, but it is actually just a still JPG by Jacques Ninio. The grid features 12 black dots, however, it’s nearly impossible to see them all at one time. The reason has to do with our relatively poor peripheral vision. Basically our brain attempts to account for this uncertain periphery by simply assuming the regular pattern of gray lines would extend out into the periphery.
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Sunday, September 18, 2016

Thursday, September 8, 2016

Peopley


Some days I stay inside because it feels too peopley out there.
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Saturday, September 3, 2016

Tuesday, August 23, 2016

Saturday, August 13, 2016

Confession on Facebook


"Forgive me father, for I have sinned."
"I know. I read all about it on Facebook."

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Thursday, July 28, 2016

Best form of birth control after 50


And then she asked "What's the best form of birth control after 50?"
I said "Nudity"

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Saturday, July 23, 2016

Rock looks like a crocodile's head


On the trip to climb Mt Towinhingy near Dunns Swamp in Wollemi National Park, NSW, Australia, I saw this rock that looks like the head of a crocodile.
( Photos and trip report on the Mt Towinhingy climb are in my blog:
http://mntviews.blogspot.com.au/2016/02/mt-towinhingy-wollemi-nat-pk-nsw.html
)
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Monday, July 18, 2016

Faces on rocks


On the trip to climb Mt Touwouwan near Dunns Swamp in Wollemi National Park, NSW, Australia, I keep seeing faces on rocks.
( Photos and a write up on the climb are in my blog:
http://mntviews.blogspot.com.au/2016/02/mt-touwouwan-wollemi-nat-pk-nsw.html )


Below are 4 faces from the above mentioned blog.  Has anyone noticed them besides me?

1)  Taken at Pagoda Lookout, a detour on the way to climb Mt Touwouwan ~~~

Actually it looks more like the Sphinx.
I have been climbing on the rocks. For example, I was on top of the rock pointed to by the red arrow ... see my trip report in the above mentioned blog


2)  Taken on the return trip after climbing Mt Touwouwan ~~~
This one looks like the face of a frog.


3)  On the bank of Cudgegong River ~~~
This face even has a tougue.


4)  Also on the bank of Cudgegong River ~~~
A happy Buddha


Faces I saw on other climbing trips:

- A face-like rock near the summit of Tinderry Twin, NSW, Australia ... click on this link:
http://onemanadreaming.blogspot.com.au/2016/01/face-like-rock.html

- A face on Microstrobos Falls along Linkdeman Pass, Blue Mountains, NSW, Australia ... click on this link:
http://onemanadreaming.blogspot.com.au/2016/03/face-on-microstrobos-fallsjpg.html

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Friday, July 8, 2016

Chess - Dancing Queen


Try these 4 chess puzzles ... you'll be mesmerized by the White Queen dancing across the chess board !

Puzzle 1 - White to move and win. Solution is in the comment section.


Puzzle 2 - White to move and win. Solution is in the comment section.


Puzzle 3 - White to move and win. Solution is in the comment section.


Puzzle 4 - White to move and win. Solution is in the comment section.


If you know other delightful dancing Queen puzzles, please let me know.

By the way, all my posts on chess can be found by clicking ==>
http://onemanadreaming.blogspot.com.au/search/label/Chess


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Sunday, July 3, 2016

Tuesday, June 28, 2016

Kick politicians out of congress


Opinion pollster: "What should we do with people who rely on government handouts but are too lazy to work?"
Citizen: "Kick them out of congress!"

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Saturday, June 18, 2016

Monday, June 13, 2016

Single-core Apple processor


I finally gave in and bought my first Apple device. I have to say I'm impressed, even if it is only a single-core processor.
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Wednesday, June 8, 2016

Life is like a bottle


Life boils down to four bottles ...
   - Milk bottle
   - Coca-cola bottle
   - Beer bottle
   - Drip bottle
Shit... I'm already in the third one.

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Friday, June 3, 2016

Girl exposing breasts to prove ...


Proof :
Needless to say, there's no doubt in the cop's mind that she is old enough to drive.

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Wednesday, May 18, 2016

Saturday, April 23, 2016

Sand removal service - by vacuum cleaner


At a beach: Man offers vacuum cleaner to remove sand from crack of ass and crotch.   :-)
To all those who are unemployed ... you can earn an income this way !

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Monday, April 18, 2016

Wednesday, April 13, 2016

Heart-shaped pool


This heart-shaped pool is at Diamond Head, Crowdy Bay National Park, NSW Central Coast, Australia.
More photographs of the lovely Diamond Head headland are in my blog:
http://mntviews.blogspot.com.au/2015/11/diamond-head-nsw-australia-2015-11.html

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Sunday, April 3, 2016

The internet is down


"WOW Honey, the house is so clean! Was the internet down today?"
"No honey, it is my other lover who actually cares for living together as equals. Your stuff is packed; it's in the garage."

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Wednesday, March 23, 2016

Human evolution


Gorilla: "Please stop saying you evolved from us. You guys are assholes."
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Friday, March 18, 2016

Flash testicles in job interview


Female personnel director to job applicant: "Very interesting Mr Walker ... but I said let me see your testimonials."
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Sunday, March 13, 2016

Face on Microstrobos Falls


A happy face looking down from Microstrobos Falls, Lindeman Pass, Blue Mountains, NSW, Australia
(Click on the image to enlarge it.)

I came across this waterfall during a walk on Lindeman Pass in the Blue Mountains, NSW, Australia. Photos and a report on this excursion are in my blog:
http://mntviews.blogspot.com.au/2015/12/roberts-pass-lindeman-pass-prince-henry.html
It is curious that no one has noticed the face except me  :-)

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Thursday, March 3, 2016

Marriage Training


Boy: Daddy, I want to marry.
Dad: First say sorry.
Boy: For what?
Dad: Say sorry.
Boy: But for what? What I have done?
Dad: You first say sorry.
Boy: But ... what's my fault?
Dad: You first say sorry.
Boy: But why???
Dad: You first say sorry.
Boy: Please, at least tell me a reason!
Dad: You first say sorry.
Boy: Ok Dad ... I am sorry!!
Dad: Now you are ready. Your training is complete. When you learn to say sorry without any reason, you can marry.

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