The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having a brain is great news for stupid people.
(Actually, this is great news for the human race too, and especially me. But wait, that means people in my office will be there forever.)
Math for Grownups:
- Cheeseburger + Detox tea = Total health
- 30 minutes productivity + 6 hours internet = Good work day
- 1 hour gym time + 4 hours couch time = Total fitness
- 1 sale item + 10 impulse purchases = Good budgeting
- 2 hours sleep + 4 cups of coffee = Awake & alert