Tuesday, December 23, 2014

Women are like cars


Women are like cars. You can trade her in for a newer & younger model. But when you miss your old car, it'll have become a classic and out of your price range.

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Saturday, December 13, 2014

Friday, November 28, 2014

Stars


Which do you prefer; 5-star or 5 billion stars?
Answer: The one with a movie star in it.

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Sunday, November 23, 2014

Karma is like dominoes


Karma - it is like this man pushes dominoes ... they will eventually fall over him.
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Saturday, November 8, 2014

Halloween nowadays


Do you have gluten-free treats, lady?
I'm lactose intolerant.
I can't eat nuts.
I am caramel-phobic!
Do you have vegan chocolate?
I have a nougat allergy.
Gender neutral candy?
Organic Only!

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Monday, November 3, 2014

Astrology


The stars and planets will not affect your life in any way.

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Tuesday, October 28, 2014

Universe is made up of Morons


Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.


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Thursday, October 23, 2014

Wednesday, October 8, 2014

Why doesn't Osmosis work ?


Why doesn't osmosis work in study - from high info to low info?
Because gravity sucks !

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Sunday, September 28, 2014

Plastic packaging


One shark to another: "There's so much plastic packaging on food these days."
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Wednesday, September 3, 2014

Spaceship lifts off on moon


"Man, in this low gravity I feel like I can lift anything!
I bet I could even lift up the ship!
Hya!
... Oh crap!"

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Thursday, August 28, 2014

Both are grey colour!


Both blocks are grey in colour. Use your finger (or a strip of something) to cover the middle section and observe !
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Monday, August 18, 2014

Optical illusion - moving oranges


If you move the computer screen rapidly up and down, or use the scroll bar to move the browser window rapidly up and down, you can see the central square moving !
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Wednesday, August 13, 2014

Mathematical equations of love, heart, penis and the boomerang


Love

Love is complicated. But the mathematics of it is very simple:
  - It starts with "I love you" where "I love" is a constant, and "you" is a variable.
  - Later on, it is:  1 + 1 = 1
  - And later still:  1 + 1 >= 3
Any questions?

Now, let us explore the mechanics of love.


Heart

Love comes from the heart. The mathematical equation of the heart is:



        To see the above graph, go to WolframAlpha website
            http://www.wolframalpha.com/
        At the input area, type in:
            (y - 0.75|x|)^2 + (0.75x)^2 = 1
        And you'll see the heart curve.

You get a slightly different shape of the heart by changing the value of 0.75. Have a try at 0.6 or 0.9 or other values. I find 0.75 more aethetically pleasing.

Actually, it just strikes me that the following parametrised equation
            (y - a|x|^b)^2 + (cx)^2 = d


(where you can set the values of the parameters  a, b, c and d)
can draw just about any heart shaped curve that one can imagine (and more) ... I'm claiming this parametrised equation as Paul Ma's Heart Equation.

So far, no one has disputed my claim in the math.stackexchange forum:
http://math.stackexchange.com/questions/902120/is-there-a-name-to-this-equation-y-axb2-cx2-d

By setting  a=0.75,  b=1,  c=0.75  d=1  into Paul's Heart Equation, it becomes the previously mentioned heart curve.

If you set  a=1,  b=0.5,  c=1  d=4,  you'll produce:
    (y - |x|^0.5)^2 + x^2 = 4
Type the above into the WolframAlpha input area and you'll see that its heart is pretty good looking too:




How about you have a go at various other values of the parameters  a, b, c, d?  Examples are:
    a=0.5,  b=0.5,  c=0.7  d=0.5
    a=0.6,  b=(2/3),  c=0.8  d=0.9

If you discover other good sets of values to use, I would be interested to hear from you.


Boomerang

Now, when you give out love, love always comes back to you. Hence you expect the mathematical equation of a boomerang to be similar to that of a heart, right?  Indeed it is.  Set  a=0.5,  b=1,  c=0.13,  d=1  in Paul's Heart Equation to produce:
    (y - 0.5|x|)^2 + (0.13x)^2 = 1
Type the above into WolframAlpha and you'll get




Does love make the world go round?

Well, the heart certainly makes the world go round. Take a look at Paul's Heart Equation again:


Let  a=0, b=any, c=1, d=1  and it becomes a perfect circle !
    y^2 + x^2 = 1




But in a real world nothing is ever so perfect.  There are always pits and bumps.
Set  a=1, b=0.5, c=1, d=500  and you'll get:
    (y - |x|^0.5)^2 + x^2 = 500




Penis

Of course, you can't talk about love without mentioning the penis. The mathematical equation of a penis is:
    y = |sin(x)| + 5*exp(-x^100)*cos(x)  from -3 to 3
Type the above into WolframAlpha to produce




The Bum

This is covered in my blog From Golden Ratio to golden arse
  http://onemanadreaming.blogspot.com.au/2014/04/from-golden-ratio-to-golden-arse.html


Breast

To be discussed later   :-)   ... watch this blog   :-)

Post Script

There are other equations for the penis and heart.

An equation for the penis in polar form:
    y = Cos(x) + Cos(2x)  polar




Another equation of the heart:
    (y^2 + x^2 - 1)^3 - (x^2)*(y^3) = 0




Here is another one:
    x^2 + (y - (2(x^2+|x|-6)) / (3(x^2+|x|+2)))^2 = 36




Using 2 equations:
    y = (1-(|x|-1)^2)^0.5  and  y = -3(1-(|x|/2)^0.5)^0.5  from -2 to 2




In polar form:
    y = x  polar  (x from -1.5pi to 1.5pi)




Another one in polar form:
    y = (sin(x) sqrt(|cos(x)|) / (sin(x) + 1.4)) - 2sin(x) + 2  polar




And another one in polar form - this equation has a name, called a Cardioid:
    y = 1 - sin(x)  polar
Its corresponding Cartesian equation is:
    (x^2 + y^2 + y)^2 = x^2 + y^2

 



In 3D

(x^2 + 2.25y^2 + z^2 - 1)^3 - (x^2)(z^3) - 0.1125(y^2)(z^3) = 0
(called Taubin heart surface)



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Friday, August 8, 2014

Sunday, August 3, 2014

Pi & Pie

Here it is - the connection between Pi and Pie !


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Wednesday, July 23, 2014

Friday, July 18, 2014

Sunday, July 13, 2014

A winding road in Sri Lanka

The A26 road in Sri Landa ... It starts at Kandy, passes through Digana, Teldeniya, Medamahanuwara, Hunnasgiriya, Udadumbara, Mahiyangana and Belilgalla to reach Padiyathalawa. It is well known for its 18 consecutive hairpin turns.


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Tuesday, July 8, 2014

Winding road to Cristo Redentor de los Andes

Christ the Redeemer of the Andes (Spanish: Cristo Redentor de los Andes) is a monument high in the Andes at 3,832 metres (12,572 ft) above sea level on the border between Argentina and Chile. It was unveiled on 13 March 1904 as a celebration of the peaceful resolution of the border dispute between the two countries.



The statue is located at the pass of La Cumbre, the highest point on the old road between Mendoza in Argentina and Santiago de Chile. The pass is also known as the Church (Iglesia) Pass on the Chilean side and the Bermejo Pass on the Argentine side. The road climbs 1 km over a sinuous 9 km from Las Cuevas (the closest village at the foot of the climb) to the pass.



The road is now principally used as a tourist route to visit the statue, with the main route between the two countries now using the Cristo Redentor Tunnel at the foot of the climb.

Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christ_the_Redeemer_of_the_Andes
Photos are by me ... I was there in January 2009 - it is well worth a visit.


Aconcagua, the highest mountain in South America, is that big mountain to the right of the centre of the above photo.  I climbed it a few days earlier ... write up and photos of the Aconcagua climb is in http://mntviews.blogspot.com/2009/01/2009-jan-argentina-aconcagua.html

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Thursday, July 3, 2014

What is that light in the sky?

For all you budding outdoor enthusiasts ... here is how to identify that light in the sky.


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Saturday, June 28, 2014

Ugly looking Goblin Shark

Goblin Shark (Mitsukurina owstoni) is a rare, poorly understood species of deep-sea shark. Sometimes called a "living fossil". This pink-skinned animal has a distinctive profile with an elongated, flattened snout, and highly protrusible jaws containing prominent nail-like teeth. It is usually between 3 and 4 m (10 and 13 ft) long when mature. Goblin Sharks inhabit upper continental slopes, submarine canyons, and seamounts throughout the world at depths greater than 100 m (330 ft), with adults found deeper than juveniles.

The long snout is covered with ampullae of Lorenzini that enable it to sense minute electric fields produced by nearby prey, which it can snatch up by rapidly extending its jaws.

Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goblin_shark







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Monday, June 23, 2014

Heart vs Brain

A good heart is better than all the heads in the world.
- Edward G Bulwer-Lytton



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Wednesday, June 18, 2014

Two contrasting chess puzzles

Two dramatically contrasting chess puzzles:

The first one is gauchely complicated. Its solution is fiendishly difficult to find - completely from the left field. You just have to marvel at the devilish mind of the composer.

By contrast, the 2nd one is elegantly simple. Although the solution is easy to find; and yet you are left marveling at the ingenuity of the composer who made the White pieces dance so gracefully over the board.

Puzzle 1 - White to move and mate in 3. Solution is in the comment section.




Puzzle 2 - White to move and win. Solution is in the comment section.



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Sunday, June 8, 2014

Beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator

This morning, I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator.
I was staring at her boobs when she said, "Would you please press one?"
So I did.
I don't remember much after that.



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