Saturday, March 23, 2013

Monday, March 18, 2013

One glass a day


I limit myself to one glass of wine a day.



My doctor said 'Only 1 glass of alcohol a day.'

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Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Newton's 3rd law of emotion

Newton's Third Law of Emotion:
   For every male action,
   There is a female over reaction.



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Friday, March 8, 2013

Sit on a problem

I'm not sure if I want to marry you, Jack!  I'll sit on it for a while.

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Sunday, March 3, 2013

Sick wife makes husband's breakfast

(This is for all you women who think all men are heartless ... Sort of brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?)

My wife is so sick this morning ... that I had to carry her to the kitchen to make my breakfast.



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