Sunday, December 23, 2012

Poke at weddings and funerals

Old people at weddings always poke me and say you are next.  So I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.


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Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Thursday, December 13, 2012

Poor eat the rich

One day, the poor will have nothing to eat but the rich


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Saturday, December 8, 2012

Hourglass with extra minutes

"I finally figured out my body type. It is hourglass with extra minutes."



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Monday, December 3, 2012

Breast or elbow?

Facebook's breast police removed this photo ... they thought the elbow was a nipple   :-)



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Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Two oldies playing golf

"My old eyes aren't what they used to be. Did you see where my ball went?"
"Yep ... but I can't remember!"


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Sunday, November 18, 2012

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

iBoob

Apple Computers announced today that it has developed a computer chip what can store and play music in women's breast implants.
   
The iBoob will cost between $499 and $599.
   
This is considered to be a major breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.


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Thursday, November 8, 2012

Highest Solitaire Score - Vegas Cumulative & Standard Timed Scoring


What is your highest Solitaire score
- in Vegas Cumulative scoring?
- in Standard Timed scoring?

(1) Vegas Cumulative scoring:
  - One card draw
  - Once through the deck only
  - Microsoft Windows 7 Operating System

On 2012-12-05, I achieved 13,466 points.



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(2) Standard Timed scoring:
  - One card draw
  - Once through the deck only
  - Microsoft Windows XP Operating System

On 2013-10-18, I achieved 7,410 points.


Post Script: 2017-03-11
I just turn on the old dusty computer, prepare to decommission the old girl ... can't resist having another go ... and break my previous record with 7,560 points !!!
(Same setting as above ... Standard Timed scoring:
  - One card draw
  - Once through the deck only
  - Microsoft Windows XP Operating System)

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Saturday, November 3, 2012

Sunday, October 28, 2012

Astronaut nose itches

My nose itches !
(I think sneezing in your helmet would be much worse then just your nose itching ... lol !)


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Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Devoted husband

(This is for all you women who think all men are heartless ... Sort of brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?)

"I figured you should have breakfast in bed on your birthday. Can you reach the stove ok?"


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Thursday, October 18, 2012

iPhone, iPod, iPad, iPaid

Son: "iPone"
Daugther: "iPod"
Wife: "iPad"
Husband: "iPaid !"



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Monday, October 8, 2012

How stupid can you be

I have to stop saying 'How stupid can you be'. I think people are starting to take it as a challenge."
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Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Ask for salary increase by shaving pubic hair


Husband: "Today I have a meeting with my boss, to ask for an increase in my salary."
Wife: "Me Too."

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Friday, September 28, 2012

Studying and dying

Studying - Notice how they conveniently put "dying" at the end of the word.
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Sunday, September 23, 2012

Women with fake body parts want real man

So let me get this straight ... Women have fake hair, nails, lashes, contacts.  Buy fake boobs, lips and get Botox.  But they want a real man?  Good luck with that !

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Tuesday, September 18, 2012

World's narrowest street, Reutlingen, Germany

Spreuerhofstrasse (Spreuerhofstra├če) is the world's narrowest street, found in the city of Reutlingen, Baden-W├╝rttemberg, Germany.  It ranges from 31 centimetres (12.2 in) at its narrowest to 50 centimetres (19.7 in) at its widest.  The lane was built in 1727 during the reconstruction efforts after the area was completely destroyed in the massive city-wide fire of 1726 and is officially listed in the Land-Registry Office as City Street Number 77.
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Saturday, September 8, 2012

Weather forecasting stone

Stone is wet ... Rain
Stone is dry ... not raining
Shadow on ground ... Sunny
White on top ... Snowing
Can't see stone ... Foggy
Swinging stone ... Windy
Stone jumping up and down ... Earthquake
Stone gone ... Tornado  


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Monday, September 3, 2012

Snow tunnel, near Mutnovsky Volcano


This snow tunnel near the Mutnovsky Volcano in Russia is almost a kilometre long. These tunnels form under the snow fields in deep ravines at the end of the summer thaw. Meltwater flows through glaciers towards lower elevations, finding an outlet at the terminus of the glacier and carving the ice on the way.

The Mutnovsky Volcano is found in the southern part of the Kamchatka Peninsula.

The photo of the snow tunnel was taken with three light sources: a torch, flash and natural light from the exit, holding for 2 seconds.


Photo credit: Michael Zelensky http://www.photokamchatka.ru/photos/photo.php?ID=9225
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Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Thursday, August 23, 2012

Mushroom looks like a penis

"Hi, I'm a broccoli and I look like a tree."
"I'm a walnut and I look like a brain."
"I'm a mushroom and I hate this stupid game."
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Saturday, August 18, 2012

Lenticular Clouds

Lenticular cloud is a rarely seen cloud formation.  This one is observed over West Yorkshire in Britain.
For more information, see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lenticular_cloud



The below photo is in the sky above Grytviken, South Georgia island, at the cold edge of Southern Atlantic Ocean.
Image Credit: Masumi Tashiro


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Monday, August 13, 2012

Friday, August 3, 2012

Saturday, July 28, 2012

Strassburg Sock to cure Plantar Fasciitis

Looks like a sock for fancy dress parties!

But actually, it is a Strassburg Sock to cure Plantar Fasciitis (heel pain).  The Sock bends the toes, and you are to wear the sock to sleep every night.  In about a month, it should cure the Plantar Fasciitis.  See the "Prolog of prolog" section of my account on this matter in:
http://mntviews.blogspot.com/2012/07/zeil-nt-australia.html
 

Why does bending the toes has anything to do with heel Pain?  It is a mystery to me.  The web site for the Sock is
http://thesock.com/
May be you can read it and tell me the reason.

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Monday, July 23, 2012

Vibrating statictic picture

This is a static picture, not a vibrating gif !!!
Isn't it amazing !!!

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Sunday, July 8, 2012

Job interview & breast size

Success in job interview is directly proportional to breast size

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Thursday, June 28, 2012

Monday, June 18, 2012

Climbing goats at Agadir, Morocco

Climbing goats at Agadir, Morocco - June 2012
Many thanks to Danielle for sharing her photo.

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Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Heterosapiens

Then I told the teacher, "Lady, I ain't no Homosapien. I'm a Heterosapien."
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Monday, May 28, 2012

Elephant & Camel

Elephant: "Why do you have 2 boobs on your back?"
Camel: "That's a silly question from someone who has a dick on his face."


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Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Babies of man

Difference in babies between single man and family man

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Friday, May 18, 2012

Password is wedding anniversary date

Husband: "Honey, what's the password?"
Wife: "Our anniversary date."
Husband ... She did this on purpose.
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