Friday, December 23, 2011

Little girl's prayer to God

Dear God, please send some clothes for all those poor ladies in daddy's computer.
Amen.

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Sunday, December 18, 2011

Marriage

Why do I have to get married? I didn't do anything wrong.

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Thursday, December 8, 2011

Ran into my ex ...

Ran into my ex... Put it in reverse and hit him again.
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Saturday, December 3, 2011

In memory of Steve Jobs who went to Heaven on 2011-10-05


Steve Jobs rings up Bill Gates from iCloud: "Hi Bill Gates, guess where I'm calling you from?"


Steve Jobs in iCloud to God about iHarp:
"When is the last time this device was upgraded?
It really needs to be more user friendly.
Who's in charge of innovation up here?
Is this available in other colours?"



God to Steve Jobs in iCloud:
"To be honest, Mr Jobs, the last time an Apple caused so much excitement around here involved Adam, Eve and a snake ..."



God in iCloud to Moses:
"Moses, meet Steve. He's gonna upgrade your tableds ..."



"iCame, iSaw, iConquered"
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Monday, November 28, 2011

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Friday, November 18, 2011

To understand woman needs a thick manual

This is Part 1. Part 2 comes out in a few months' time, Part 3 a year later, and then Part 4 and Part 5.

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Sunday, November 13, 2011

Why witches don't wear panties when they fly???

In case you are wondering why witches don't wear panties when they fly??? Well, the reason is: Better Grip on the Broom!!!
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Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Tarzan and Jane


Tarzan and Jane swinging on trees
    and
the reason why Tarzan yelled: "iiiiiuuuaaaaahh" !

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Thursday, November 3, 2011

Albert Einstein or Marilyn Monroe


At normal screen viewing distance you should see the face of the great scientist Albert Einstein. If you are short sighted, take off your glasses. Alternatively, squint your eyes or walk backwards far enough from the screen, then you should be able to see Marilyn Monroe.
This Marilyn Einstein hybrid image was created by Dr Aude Oliva for the March 31st 2007 issue of New Scientist magazine.

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Friday, October 28, 2011

Hidden words in line patterns

There are words hidden in these line patterns. I can't sleep trying to find them. Can you see the words?
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Sunday, October 23, 2011

Always start dieting tomorrow

I always start my diet on the same day ... tomorrow.
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Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Condom machine rejects request from fat woman

We have reviewed your request for condoms and find you unsuitable to fuck - accordingly, we are returning your coins.

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Thursday, October 13, 2011

Can you find the cat in this photo?

Can you find the cat which is well camouflaged in this photo?
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Saturday, October 8, 2011

Be nice to fat people

Be nice to fat people. One day they might save your life.

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Monday, October 3, 2011

Pussy looking up skirt


"I don't see the resemblance"
Some comments people have made:
- There is no resemblance because the other one is shaved.
- Maybe that cat isn't looking at a proper Greek woman.
- Resemblance or not, their breath still smells like fish.


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Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Friday, September 23, 2011

Survey on foreigners

A recent survey in the United Kingdom asked the question: Are there too many foreigners in this country now?

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Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Sex question - female, not 4 times a week!

In the line marked "sex", you should have put 'Female'; not 4 times a week!


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Saturday, September 3, 2011

Wish your friends fat

Please God, if you can't make me thin, make my friends fat !


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Saturday, August 13, 2011

Monday, August 8, 2011

Sex question

Doctor: "Do you indulge in sex, miss?"
Girl: "Infrequently, doctor!"
Doctor: "Is that one word or two?"


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Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Marabou Stork

Marabou Stork lives in Africa south of the Sahara. It has a large sac at its throat. How weird!!!


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Sunday, July 3, 2011

Northern Ireland, Giant's Causeway

The Giant's Causeway is an area of about 40,000 interlocking basalt columns, the result of an ancient volcanic eruption. It is located in County Antrim on the northeast coast of Northern Ireland, about 4.8 km northeast of the town of Bushmills. More details are in: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant's_Causeway


Many thanks to Vivienne for sharing the following 2 photos.

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Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Road signs to Senior Center


Senior Center
    - Don't forget
    - Remember to turn !
    - Wake up !
    - Lunch only $4
    - Turn now

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Thursday, June 23, 2011

Barrack Obama ogling a woman's bum

Here is US President Barrack Obama, appearing to be distracted, or maybe even ogling at a rather shapely female's bottoms. The President of France, Nicholas Sarkozy, appears to be watching him, with a smirk on his face! Well, no harm done. After all Mr Obama is also just another man.

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Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Osama bin Laden planking on top of World Trade Centre twin towers

With the recent craze on Planking, even Osama Bin Laden wants to do it.
Note: Planking is the act of lying still horizontally on crazy places ... refer http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planking_(fad)
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Friday, June 3, 2011

Conversation between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates


Conversation between Steve Jobs of Apple and Bill Gates of Microsoft

Steve Jobs: "Remember when we were poor?"
Bill Gates: "No."
Steve Jobs: "Me neither."
Hehehe




Bill Gates: "I went to a bank yesterday to talk about a loan."
Steve Jobs: "Why do you need a loan for?"
Bill Gates: "I don't, the bank does."
Hehehe




Steve Jobs: "Let's flip a coin"
Bill Gate: "Flip what?"
Hehehe



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Saturday, May 28, 2011

Strange spider web

Does any one know the name of the spider which weaves this strange spider web? (Picture taken in 2011-05, in the Sydney region of NSW, Australia - on the Great North Walk bush trail.)

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Monday, May 23, 2011

Why men stopped going to the Moon


Sorry, Houston ... Still no sign of anything to kill. We are heading back now.
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