Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Saturday, December 18, 2010

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Wombat passes out square shit

The Australian wombat ...

... passes out square shit, so they can remain in place on top of a rock or log and won't roll away. More infomation on the square shit are in
http://zactopia.wordpress.com/2010/08/16/why-you-should-give-a-square-shit-about-wombats/


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Saturday, November 13, 2010

Letter to Dr Ruth


Dear Dr Ruth,
I'm writing to tell you my problem. It seems I have been married to a sex maniac for the past 22 years.
He makes love to me regardless what I am doing ironing, washing dishes, sweeping etc. I would like to know if there is anything you ...


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Monday, November 8, 2010

Small gift

Oh darling, when you said you had a small gift for me, I thought you were going to unzip your pants.

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Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Draw mother-in-law's face on wife's bum


Husband to wife: "As soon as I finish this drawing of your mother, then we'll do it doggy-style, okay?"
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Saturday, October 23, 2010

Monday, October 18, 2010

Money isn't everything

Money isn't everything ...
... So send me all your money and I will suffer for you.


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Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Women are angels, unless you break their wings ...

In case you didn't know...

Women are Angels. And when someone breaks their wings, they simply continue to fly...

... on a broomstick. They are flexible like that.

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Sunday, October 3, 2010

Difference between women and men

The difference between women and men is the way they view themselves in front of a mirror.

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Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Nurse exposes breasts


Nurse exposes breasts. Patient's eyes are wide open for eyedrops.


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Thursday, September 23, 2010

Uneven nipples - Model sues Mexican plastic surgeon for not making her nipples even after a breast implant


Model Mary Segovia says that plastic surgeon, Dr Jose Manaus Barvaria, left her nipples "uneven" when he performs a breast implant on her last month. Ms Sergovia says she has contacted a lawyer and plans to file suit in the National Court of Justice in Mexico City.

Dr Barvaria says he sees nothing wrong with Ms Segovia's breasts. "Hell, they look perfectly normal to me," Dr Barvaria stated recently. "I cannot see what all the fuss is about."

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Saturday, September 18, 2010

Beautiful St Andrew's Cross spider

No one quite understands why these St Andrew's Cross spiders weave a big X of white thick ribbons (called Stabilimentum) on their webs. For more information on these spiders, refer to: http://www.brisbaneinsects.com/brisbane_weavers/StAndrew.htm

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Monday, September 13, 2010

How to stop illigal immigrants


"I've done it, Sire. I've solved the illegal immigrant problem !"
"How ?"



"All I had to do was to make some upgrades to our border fence ..."


WELCOME TO ID
40% unemployment
Don't bother. All the jobs have been shipped to India.



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Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Friday, September 3, 2010

Husband doing nothing

My wife said, "Whatcha doing today?"
I said, "Nothing."
She said, "You did that yesterday."
I said, "I wasn't finished."

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Saturday, August 28, 2010

Monday, August 23, 2010

Unspoken communication

Unspoken communication - difference between men & women (Comic by Jerry Scott & Jim Borgman from the LA Times)


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Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Kangaroo sex


Kangaroo sex ... one reason why you don't want to take a child to a zoo or animal park.
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Friday, August 13, 2010

3 Stages of Life

The 3 stages of life - succinctly illustrated by women's bums



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Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Hoodoo Rocks, Yehliu, Taiwan

Strange rock formation, called hoodoo rocks, at Yehliu, Taiwan; taken in April 2010.
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Tourists having their photographs taken in front of this rock nicked named "Queen's Head Rock"
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Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Kangaroo sex

Kangaroo sex ... one reason why you don't want to take a child to a zoo or animal park.

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Friday, July 23, 2010

Sunday, July 18, 2010

Sydney Opera House

Sydney Opera House - beautifully lit up during in the 2009 Luminous Festival (Photographed by Brian Eno in 2009-06)


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Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Artificial Insemination

Artificial insemination by a funnel - this is what happens in a clinic with a small budget


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Saturday, July 3, 2010

Maroooned on a desert island with 3 women

Guy marooned with 3 women on a desert island ... he lit a small signal fire :)


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Monday, June 28, 2010

Penitentes in Aconcagua - highest mountain in South America


Penitentes are dazzling natural-forming ice columns, or more accurately ice blades, that stick up at sharp angles towards the sun. Rarely found except at high altitudes, they can grow taller than a human and form in vast fields.

The following 4 photos were taken by me in Jan 2009 on a mountain slope somewhere between "Plaza Argentina" base camp and high-camp 1, in Argentina's Mt Aconcagua - highest mountain in South America.

First, an entire slope of penitentes with a trail through it



On the slope now


More of the tall penitentes

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