Sunday, May 24, 2009

The male brain


Sex
Sex
Sex

Footnote: The "Listening to children cry in the middle of the night" gland is not shown due to its small and underdeveloped nature. Best viewed under a microscope.

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Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Kermit got the Swine Flu


The Swine Flu saga continues into May 2009. Kermit is the latest victim.

Breaking news!
Kermit the frog died today. He was the 31st victim to die of Swine Flu.
His last words were: "That fucking pig told me she was clean."


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Friday, May 8, 2009

Marriage, before & after


Before marriage:
  John - Ah ... At last, I can hardly wait.
  Jane - Do you want me to leave?
  John - NO! Don't even think about it.
  Jane - Do you love me?
  John - Of course! Always have and always will.
  Jane - Have you ever cheated on me?
  John - NO! Why are you even asking?
  Jane - Will you kiss me?
  John - Every chance I get.
  Jane - Will you hit me?
  John - Hell no! Are you crazy?
  Jane - Can I trust you?
  John - Yes.
  Jane - Darling!

After marriage - Read from the bottom back to the top.

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Monday, May 4, 2009

IKEA to take over GM


(Background: During the world wide sub-prime financial crisis, there was a talk about GM going bankrupt)

Business Update: Just Announced - IKEA to take over GM

IKEA HAS ANNOUNCED IT'S INTENTION TO TAKE OVER GM and TO SELL CARS. In that case, WE WILL BE IN DEEP SHIT... ALL THEY GIVE YOU IS THIS...


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Friday, May 1, 2009

Friends during Swine Flu


(Background: The world had Swine Flu during this time.)

As the two friends wandered through the snow on their way home, Piglet grinned to himself, thinking how lucky he was to have a best friend like Pooh.
Pooh thought to himself, "If the pig sneezes, he is fucken dead."

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