Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Clairvoyant tells man that his wife's line is busy


Husband:  Can you contact my dear wife ?
Clairvoyant:  Sure.




Clairvoyant:  The line's busy.



Husband:  That's her !

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Saturday, December 19, 2009

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Saturday, November 28, 2009

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Penis formed from shadow of balustrade


The Mayor of London has decreed that Westminster Bridge will be closed in the early afternoon on sunny days. This is because a strange phenomenon happens when sunlight passes through the balustrade of the bridge, forming a small army of... well... see for yourself!
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Friday, November 13, 2009

The proper way to weigh yourself


How to weigh yourself and get the most accurate result.

"I can't believe I have been doing it wrong all these years !"
"We must get the word out !"

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Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Friday, October 23, 2009

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Chess - How would you play?


Chess is not a matter of life and death. It is life and death!!!

If you are black, what would you play now?


Prof L A Summers - Paul Ma
CCLA Candidates 1975
Solution is somewhere in http://mntviews.blogspot.com.au/1994/10/pauls-chess-results.html

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Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Dust storm in Sydney


Pictures of the Sydney Harbour Bridge before and after a once-in-a-century dust storm in Sydney on the morning of 2009-09-23.
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Friday, September 18, 2009

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

"Boss, I'm sick"


One guy to another on chair-lift:  "Cell phones are sooo cool. Watch this ...
... Hello Boss? Sorry I can't make it into the office today. I'm sick. (Cough!)"

Boss on the next chair-lift:  "Ok. But get well soon. Things are pretty hectic at the office this week."



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Thursday, September 3, 2009

Wife waiting for husband


Wife waiting by the door:
     Late       - club
     Drunk    - bigger club
     Lipstick - gun

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Friday, August 28, 2009

You are going to die


Doctor to wife: "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't do the following he will surely die. Each morning fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal. No chores. No nagging. Oh yes, and make love several times a week. Do this for the next year and he'll regain his health completely !"

Husband to wife: "What did the doctor day ?"

Wife to husband: "You're going to die !"

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Thursday, August 13, 2009

Beautifully imperfect, sophisticatedly simple, terribly entertaining


Taken at the Horticulture Park in Singapore ... many thanks to Lee Ping for sharing her photo.
Pot plants:  Beautifully imperfect, sophisticatedly simple, terribly entertaining !

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Saturday, August 8, 2009

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Dog has his own indoor toilet


Dog to Cat: "Ha Ha, Smarty-Pants ... Guess who else is getting his own indoor bathroom ?"

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Thursday, July 23, 2009

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

An honest employee


Poor young chap ...
He attended a seminar organised by Management ...
"Admit mistake and earn respect" ...
He admitted one ...
They sacked him !!!

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Monday, June 29, 2009

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Lazy Huaband - Do it yourself !


Monday, 6pm
Wife: Is that you, darling? ..
          Tell me, the shelves in the closet are broken, can you repair them?
Husband: Eh... Help your self! I'm not a carpenter!


Tuesday, 6pm
Wife: Is that you, darling? ..
          Look, the water is dripping like mad under the sink... can you make it stop?
Husband: Oh... are you crazy? I'm not a plumber!


Wednesday, 6pm
Wife: Is that you, darling? ..
          This lamp is broken, can you fix it?
Husband: Absolute not! I'm not a electrician!


Thursday, 6pm
Wife: Is that you, darling? .. Everything have been fixed! The closet, the sink, the lamp...
          ... by our neighbour, the young Peter! A real do-it-yourself man, and a funny guy too!
          Imagine, he demanded that I either went to bed with him or baked him a cake!
Husband: Ok... and ehh... what kind of cake did you bake?
Wife: Bake?!... Are you kidding? I'm not a baker!


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Thursday, June 18, 2009

Sunday, May 24, 2009

The male brain


Sex
Sex
Sex

Footnote: The "Listening to children cry in the middle of the night" gland is not shown due to its small and underdeveloped nature. Best viewed under a microscope.

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Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Kermit got the Swine Flu


The Swine Flu saga continues into May 2009. Kermit is the latest victim.

Breaking news!
Kermit the frog died today. He was the 31st victim to die of Swine Flu.
His last words were: "That fucking pig told me she was clean."


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